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TOP TEN SPUDS OF THE WEEK: Debut of Weekly Reverse-Power-Rankings Feature

Feb 13, 2011 - 1:09:26 AM



BY R.J. ACE - PWPOTATO COLUMNIST

Welcome to the first installment of PWPotato's Top Ten Spuds of the week. This feature is inspired by ESPN's always popular Not Top Ten Plays of the week. Think of it as a reverse power rankings. Every week, I will list ten wrestling personalities who had a bad night or embarassing moment that stood out above the rest. I will look at it from a kayfabe and reality sense so keep that in mind while reading. If you feel I left someone out or disagree with one of my choices, feel free to comment below.

10. Jerry "The King" Lawler

Monday was not Lawler's best night of the mic. He told The Miz that he had "poop, excriment, or whatever you want to call it coming out of your mouth." When John Cena says stuff like that, fans often and rightfully bash him. Being a Hall of Famer doesn't excuse Lawler of this, especially when we all know he can cut a great promo. Lawler then followed up that gem by chanting awful at The Miz like a 4th grader.

9. Ted DiBiase/Maryse

There may never be two people that have ruined each other's careers more than these 2 in WWE history and they keep going back to one another. The heart wants what the heart wants I guess. PW Potato would like to wish them both the best in their future endeavors.

8. Sheamus

Note to Sheamus, next time you plan on smack talking someone and essentially burying them on the mic, make sure you don't get beat into an oblivion by that same guy 30 seconds later. Is there another WWE main eventer that's ever been dominated like that by Mark freakin' Henry?!

7. Smackdown Writing Team

"Hey let's give away the 1st ever meeting between Rey Mysterio and Wade Barrett with almost no buildup on free tv."

6. Jeff Jarrett

Jarrett's been doing some of the best work of his career the last few months, but his decision to put custody of his children on the line in a match against Kurt Angle is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

5. Todd Grisham

Did Todd Grisham really ask Edge if he felt Vickie Guerrero would call his match right down the middle? Yes... yes he did.

4. TNA's "Creative Team"

"Hey let's have Brother D-Von get his much awaited revenge on Bully Ray by putting him through a table on free TV three days before we want people to pay to see Brother D-Von get his much-awaited revenge on Bully Ray on PPV."

3. Triple H

Hunter has a reputation for ripping on guys backstage and being a sarcastic prick. That being said, can you imagine the things he would say to somebody starring in "The Chaperone." WWE films has released some horrific titles and this one looks worse than "Knucklehead" which was seen in 4 theatres nationwide.

2. Vince McMahon

"Ladies and Gentleman, I have an announcement to make. Next week right here live on Raw, I will make another announcement. Thank you very much." Thanks, Vince...

And the number one biggest spud of the week is...

1. R-Truth

"Green Bay, Wisconsin....WHAT'S UP?!" Booooooooooo....Milwaukee! Milwaukee! Milwaukee! I don't know what was funnier about this segment, the crowd's reaction or Michael Cole's reaction. He exclaimed (and I quote) "Hey, R-Truth we're in Milwaukee not Green Bay, you idiot! I hope Mason Ryan flattens this guy!" Then, Cole proceeded to hilariously chant Milwaukee along with the crowd. R-Truth should seriously consider saying the wrong city's name every week.


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