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15 YEARS AGO QUOTEBOOK: WHO SAID "LET'S OOZE TOGETHER" ON WWE TV? WHO USED SCHINDLER'S LIST AS A PUNCHLINE?
Jan 31, 2011 - 10:11:05 PM |
BY WADE KELLER - PWTORCH HEAD POTATO
The following is the PWTorch Quotebook from 15 years ago in PWTorch Newsletter #370 featuring boasts, insults, and witticisms from that week on TV...
Quotebook: Larry Zbyszko on Kevin Sullivan (WCW Pro): "You know how some kids used to sit in class and pull wings off of flies and legs off of ants? Well, Sullivan did that, but with puppies."
Chris Cruise (WCW Pro): "An expert analysis of The Giant from Goldusty Rhodes."
Chris Cruise on The American Males (WCW Pro): "To be young, have lots of hair, muscles, and to be good looking..."
Dusty Rhodes in response: "Let me tell ya', it feels good, Cruise."
Shawn Michaels (press conference): "I don't know that I could live with myself with the people around me, if I didn't do the one thing that is important to me, the one thing I know I'm really good at... Shawn Michaels has a destiny in the WWF."
Dok Hendrix on Buddy Landel (Mania): "Although it took him 17 years to get to the WWF, it should be pointed out that like me, he began his career at age 17 so he is in the prime of his career."
Goldust (Superstars): "Don't fight it, Chico. Accept it, revel in it, let's ooze together."
Todd Pettengill (Mania): Goldust? Look, here's an actor from Hollywood. It's very possible he just wants to get Razor distracted."
Mr. Perfect to Jim Ross (Superstars): "I saw Sunny on the Action Zone, Jimbo. She referred to you as Jumbo."
Goldust (Superstars): "I just can't describe it... The real heat will intensify at the Royal Rumble. You and I, body to body, sweat to sweat. The thought of you and I sends titillating shivers up my spine. In one short week, that fantasy becomes reality, my hands on your body. I'm oozing already. Are you?"
Vince McMahon on Goldust (Superstars): "It takes someone with a great deal of intestinal fortitude to pull this off."
Mr. Perfect with a "not funny" comment (Superstars): "Barry Horowitz's grandparents were on Schindler's List. Another movie Goldust hated."
Bobby Heenan on Hacksaw Duggan (WorldWide): "What if your daughter said she had a date and you looked through the peep hole and saw that waiting for her?"
Bobby Heenan on a jobber who was just KO'd (WorldWide): "When this guy wakes up, his clothes will be out of style."
Bobby Heenan on Dave Sullivan (WorldWide): "You know they only wash you once a week at the nut house... That's not hair on his head, those are nerve endings."
Bobby Heenan on Eddie Guerrero (WorldWide): "He wears that same outfit when he drives that cab in Tijuana."
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