WWE's "Total Divas" reality TV show returns tonight on E!, beginning the second-half of Season 1. What should happen next? PWTorch contributor Michael Cupach made it through the first-half of Season 1 and offers some slightly off-center plot points for the second-half...

The Top 5 Burning Plot Points That Absolutely, Positively Need To Be Addressed When Total Divas Returns

By Michael Cupach, PWTorch contributor

(1) Natalya and Tyson Kidd’s Honeymoon. Cameras follow them on their honeymoon, but the producers insist that the cameras keep rolling 24/7, thus ruining any chance for romance.

(2) John Cena’s Surgery (The Untold Story). Before John goes in for elbow surgery, he shares with Nikki Bella that one of his regrets in his career is that he has never held the Divas Title. Now, he is considering a sex change operation since he already at the hospital. Upon hearing the news, Nikki and Brie start burying John behind the scenes, saying he doesn’t have what it takes to be a Diva and start calling him a newbie.

(3) Meet JoJo’s New Boyfriend. Randy Orton makes his Total Divas debut as JoJo’s new boyfriend. No hype job needed for this plot point, this potentially volatile situation sells itself!

(4) Proof that WWE has made the Divas Interchangeable. Ariane is replaced by Rosa Mendes. No one notices, not even Ariane’s boyfriend.

(5) Gimmick Change. Eva Marie, in an attempt to sneak her way back onto TV, traps El Torito in a garbage can, steals his costume, and accompanies Los Matadores to the ring as their mascot. Things smell fishy when people realize that El Torito grew two feet since his last appearance, has a womanly shape, and botches all the rolls and dives that he does as his pre-match routine. Stephanie McMahon eventually catches wind and tells Eva Marie that she is giving her one last chance. Again.

[Torch art credit Grant Gould (c) PWTorch.com]

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