WWF Raw is War HOLT report
August 12, 2002
Seattle, Wash. at Key Arena
Report by Dina Vance, PWTorch.com correspondent

After Raw went off the air, Undertaker talked about an ass kicking the UnAmericans will be dealt, courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue during SummerSlam.

Undertaker told Booker T that what the people in Seattle wanted to see is the Spinaroonie, so Booker T should give to us what we want. Booker did the Spinaroonie, and we, the crowd, all marked out.

Booker T said he wanted to see the Undertaker do the Spinaroonie, and we went nuts. Taker stalled and stalled, then the Rock came back out to get Undertaker to do the move. He says that the crowd wanted to see the Taker-roonie.

Triple H came out and delivered one the best quotes of the segment. He said he was coming down to the ring, since he wanted to see this up close. Triple H told Taker, "I've seen 12 years of Dead Man Walking, and now I want to see one damned night of Dead Man Spinning!" Triple H said he was not going to mess with Rock, as seeing the Taker doing the Spinaroonie is "serious stuff." He said that Taker had the balls to do the Spin-a-roonie, but Rock did not. Taker continued to stall.

The Un-Americans came out, and they stopped at the bottom of the ramp as Booker and Goldust got riled up. The Rock went down to meet them and told them that since they're in the USA, they've got two choices: (a) get their monkey asses whooped, or (b) watch Taker do the Spinaroonie with the rest of us. Triple H came down and gave the mic to Test, who said they just came down to watch Undertaker embarrass himself.

Triple H and Rock climbed back inside the ring. They continue to prod Taker to do the move, and they continued to joke about testicular fortitude. Triple H says that for 12 years, Taker has had balls, but tonight... no balls. Triple H said that he'll do a Triple-H-aroonie. Rock then says he'd do a Rock-a-roonie, if Taker does a Taker-roonie and Triple H does a Triple-H-a-roonie.

Speaking of balls... Vince McMahon came out to a huge pop. Vince climbed inside the ring, strutted around, and said that he'd do the Vince-a-roonie. Triple H asked if that's the same thing as a Mac-a-roonie (insert groan here).

Vince did the Vince-a-roonie, which was so bad it was great. Triple H said, "Vince, you are the whitest man on the planet." Taker still stalled. Goldust did one that was actually very good. Taker stalled some more. Vince said, "Hey, I did the Vince-a-roonie, you saw the Fag-a-roonie..." Goldust got upset and kicked the ropes.

Taker still stalled, then Triple H decided that he had the balls to do it. He started doing it, but then looked as if he was going to attack Taker, who moved out of the way. They stared each other down, then Triple H did the Triple-H-aroonie, and was then Chokeslammed by Taker. The Un-Americans ran to the ring and fought with Taker, Booker T, and Goldust. Test ran up the ramp, and Taker chased after him on the motorcycle.

Rock asked Triple H if Taker broke his neck-a-roonie. Triple H says that he's not playing, that he's in pain, but he still hasn't seen the Rock-a-roonie. Rock got ready, the music hit, and Rock did the Rock-a-roonie. Triple H went to attack Rock, only to be met with the Rock Bottom. Rock looked down at Triple H and motioned to the crowd, polling them as to whether he should do the People's Elbow. The crowd went nuts, and Rock hit it on Triple H.

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