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TUCKER ON TV: "Total Divas" Season 2 Rank-O-Meter - from Invisible to Human Being to Revolting

Mar 25, 2014 - 10:40:05 AM
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By Ben Tucker, PWTorch TV specialist

I believe that Total Divas is the most coherent WWE show apart from NXT, but the weekly reality show is having an issue making the characters relatable to a segment of their target demo audience - young males like myself. So, let's take a look at what's wrong with our main characters in everyone's favorite Sunday night TV show and countdown the most hate-able characters of the week.

(8) Jo-Jo. Where is she? Is she alive? WWE acts like she disappeared. So, you can't dislike what's not there.

Rating: Invisible.

(7) Brie Bella. The sole sane female on Total Divas. She puts up with the endless obnoxious complaints of her sister, all the while treating her fiancé like something more than an object. She's charming, down to earth, and acts like... well, a human. You go girl!

Rating: Human Being.

(6) Trinity. Trinity stayed quiet this week other than providing some advice for Ariane and Eva Marie. That being said, it wasn't very nice of her to talk about Ariane's DUI past on national TV, so there's a little bit of give and take there. Still, she didn't get into an argument with Jon or Ariane this week, so good for her.

Rating: I Can Relate!

(5) Summer Rae. I think Summer Rae's supposed to be the "heel" of this season, but I don't see how. She's definitely cocky and arrogant about her place in the company, and she takes a few shots at Natalya here and there, but she also happens to be the only person to stick up for Eva Marie on the entire roster.

Rating: Catty but not Baddy.

(4) Natalya. Here we go. This is where things start to get real. Natalya is the fakest person on this show, darting back and forth between "friendly and cheerful" and "talk behind your back and take unnecessary jabs at you." Sure, Summer made mean-spirited jokes at Natalya’s expense on Bryan's bus, but Nattie was the one who spurred them on. And then she acts like she's the victim! Overall, she's arguably the most manipulative wench on the show, and her frequent break downs (especially during Season One) clearly cement this fact. Someone needs to set Natalya straight... maybe with a slap (ooh, foreshadowing!).

Rating: Not a Buddy; a Little Nutty.

(3) Nikki Bella. I cannot stand Nikki Bella's character on this show. She turns the smallest problem (looking weird because of a lost tooth) into a huge ordeal (ignoring her boyfriend for two days because of her insecurity). She is the leech on the "Braniel" bandwagon and never seems concerned with her sister's problems. I will give her credit for giving John Cena the greatest challenge in his career with their multi-week Iron Man "Marry Me" contest, but this week the pettiness of her issues reached an all-time high. And don't get me started when she begins talking about sex. Or, blithely talking about the benefits of having a bus like she's entitled to it. And treating her boyfriend like a sex object. Guys have feelings, too!

Rating: Shoot Me, I Must be Dreaming (of a NIGHTMARE!).

(2) Eva Marie. Eva Marie scares me. I think her expressionless face is due to her actually being a Terminator. Her robotic origins, combined with her past scenes shoot her straight down to the bottom of this list. Her cocky demeanor, mixed with her complete inability to make smart decisions, makes her one of the most villainous members of the Divas roster in quite some time. If she could develop more expressions than Zoolander, she could actually have a future as a heel Diva.

Rating: Revolting in Red.

(1) Ariane. Throughout Season One of Total Divas, Ariane made her name by complaining about non-issues, starting fights, and hanging around her creep of a boyfriend, Vinny. This season she's become a walking gossip rag, exposing factoids about Divas she doesn't get along with. Someone needs to learn some manners! Out of everyone on the show, she shows the least remorse or caring. And that voice. That grating, accusatory voice. Ariane is the top heel in WWE right now. Bar none.

Rating- Absolutely Awful.

What's that? This show is fake and a complete put-on? I know. But, on a Sunday night when nothing else is on, it's still real to me dammit!

Any questions or comments? Message me on Twitter @BTuckertorch!


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