PWTORCH.COM
VIP SIGN-UP JUMP TO VIP
CONTACT US VISIT MMA TORCH




Select Next Article by Category



WE ARE A PROUD UGO AFFILIATE SINCE 1999



prowrestling.NET

WANT MORE NEWS? JASON POWELL, A TEN YEAR VETERAN INSIDER FULL-TIME PROFESSIONAL REPORTER, BREAKS NEWS AND OFFERS INSIDER INSIGHT EVERY DAY

MMATORCH.com

CLICK FOR DAILY UFC NEWS, UFC PPV LIVE COVERAGE, DAILY PODCASTS, BLOGS




The Specialists
THE ABSURDITY OF IT ALL: 10/7 ECW - Matt Striker is a sick, sick man (and hei s our new ECW hero)
Oct 8, 2008 - 4:57:44 PM


Email This Article- Contact Us - VIP Sign-Up - Back to Home Page

| subscribe to this feed

By Shane McKinley, PWTorch Specialist

Matt Striker Is A Sick, Sick Man (And He Is Our New ECW Hero)

Matt Striker called Hornswoggle "a little turd." Last week he advised John Grisham that if he ran out of toilet paper, he should do a handstand in the shower. And when ECW cut away to Tiffany wearing a devil outfit, Striker let out a breathy "Oh God" like he was watching a porno. Matt Striker is a sick, sick man. And he is the main reason why Tuesday nights are fun again. What you get from Matt Striker is a real zeal, like he would not be anywhere else but announcing. He is supremely talented on the mic. When Striker brought up the fact that Mark Henry threw away Jamie Noble's candy bag (since ECW is apparently at the mercy of the SciFi network during the ridiculous 31 day of Halloween) even though Mark Henry was "hungry" for competition, it was just another example of how focused Striker is on the program. Heck, the announcing made watching the slow Mark Henry vs. Jamie Noble match worth watching. Compare this to the announcers of Raw and Impact, and at times it feels like they are only looking at the script.

His crush for Tiffany and his Stone Cold impression are more entertaining than the character of Ricky Ortiz. Although he does not really have the knack for pushing young talent like Mick Foley (he pushed everybody in the main event "young guy match" as the future of the WWE, even though there is a possibility that four of the eight guys will be forgotten in a year). John Grisham also let out a "the Jamaican getting high!" after Kofi did a high body splash. So wonderful in a stereotypical badness sort of way. You never know what you are going to get from Striker. So while he is not announcing by the book, his passion and the fact that he is entertaining might make him the best announcer in WWE to come down in the pipeline in quite some time. I never really understood why WWE brought in Jonathan Coachman and Mike Adalme to announce. Nice enough guys, but it was obvious that they could not match Striker in terms of working hard in announcing.

Swagger, Tiffany, Boogeyman, And The Future Of The WWE (We Think)

Rather like Jack Swagger. Pretty sad that his music is more catchy than Mick Foley's (or at very least, better produced). Music is a big part of wrestlers, since it is the first impression that fans get of a wrestler. There is something odd about Tiffany. I kind of like it that she is not portrayed as a total model bimbo who does not really belong in the wrestling world, but I can do without the underlying sexual tension between her and Jamie Noble (ugh) or Ricky Ortiz (ugh ugh). Who would want to touch Ortiz's white towel? Something dirty about that. Boogeyman is coming back to face JoMo? Speaking about JoMo, he punched a fan while swaggering towards the ring. He can do so because he has great abs. The announcers made a big deal out of these young guys. Only Evan Bourne and C.M. Punk were noticeable in the main event. Fans had to remind themselves that there were the Raw tag team champions in the match. Thought that you could have a Survivor Series match with these guys. You might add Santino with the "good guys" in order to face JoMizzy and the Second Generation (and Santino can betray them for good measure).

ECW'S FINAL VERDICT: In The Middle Of Absurdity

ECW is pretty solid nowadays. Nothing particularly outstanding, but nothing horrendously bad.

LEAVING YOU WITH MY ABSURD THOUGHT: There is nothing wrong with the TNA announcers themselves. I like Mike "The Professor" Tenay. Don West can be a bit overbearing at times, but these two guys work well together. What fans are harping on is the announcing style, which tends to go into "overkill" mode and is very hard to accept as "believable." For example I might be watching a match and be getting four other feuds/angles hyped up. And the fact that these guys are so scripted that they resemble robots instead of living human beings. But for whatever reason the head honchos are okay with, so changes will probably not be coming anytime soon (since this has been a persistent problem pretty much since they got a television deal).

My email is mckinley.torch@gmail.com.

For more BREAKING NEWS on WWE, TNA, ROH
visit our affiliate: JASON POWELL'S PROWRESTLING.NET

For UFC AND MMA NEWS & BLOGS
visit our affiliate: MMATORCH.COM - now featuring Jamie Penick's MMATorch Daily Audio Updates!

REACT TO THIS STORY IN OUR FREE PWTORCH FORUM

PWTORCH VIP SIGN-UP INFO - NO ADS, EXCLUSIVE CONTENT

| subscribe to this feed

MORE "The Specialists" ARTICLES
11/18 WWE ECW Hits & Misses: Miz & Morrison, All American Challenge, 6 Man Tag
PARKS: The Mike Adamle Experiment - How much blame for his failure is on his shoulders?
UNDER THE MICROSCOPE - 11/17 Raw: Clearance sale for Released Wrestlers merch, Relationship Building with Punk & Kofi, Batista vs. Ref
MAGIC, MEMORIES AND MANIA: Ten Step Plan for a more refreshing John Cena return
THE ABSURDITY OF IT ALL - ECW TV 11/18: The Offspring of Chris Masters and Alex Wright, The JoMizzy Fan Club, Doing The Vince Dance On Live Television
11/17 WWE Raw Hits & Misses: Superstar Forum, Jericho's Promo, Hardy vs. Regal, Lumberjack Match
THE ABSURDITY OF IT ALL - WWE Raw 11/17: Raw re-uses Scripts, Spoon-feeds Storylines, and Jericho Tries to convince Cena-haters
11/14 WWE Smackdown Hits & Misses: Hardy vs. Benjamin, Fat Jokes, Hardy vs. Undertaker
FAST FORWARD 11/17: Predictions on Survivor Series, Christopher Daniels, and Please No on Jeff Hardy's deranged character
KEY MOMENT OF THE WEEK: Guide to the beginning, middle, and end of the Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Jericho feud
THE ABSURDITY OF IT ALL - 11/14 WWE Smackdown: That's the Fine Art of Delivering Bad Jokes and Burying Opponents, Baby
11/13 TNA Impact Hits & Misses: Young vs. Bashir, Tag Title Match, End of the Show
UNDER THE MICROSCOPE - 11/13 TNA IMPACT: What I noticed that you might have missed
THE ABSURDITY OF IT ALL - TNA Impact 11/13: Young Dorks vs. 007 MEM, Worst Feud of 2008, Awesome Kong to Decapitate Disney Characters
11/11 WWE ECW Hits & Misses: Hardy vs. Finlay
11/10 WWE Raw Hits & Misses: Priceless, Phoenix vs. James, Michaels vs. Jericho
ECW Storylines and Feuds - Analyzing everything, which would be the Hardy-Finlay and Dreamer-Swagger feuds
Raw Storylines and Feuds - The final week for Jericho-Michaels, Kane-Mysterio, and more
ABSURDITY OF IT ALL Midweek Report: ECW, Survivor Series, Randy Orton, And Them Chinlock Blues
Smackdown Storylines and Feuds - Complete rundown of all the rivalries on WWE's blue brand

(c) 1999-2008 TDH Communications Inc. - All rights reserved.

Latest Free Podcasts
PWTorch Free Podcast
11/19 East Coast Audio: ECW - Miz & Morrison continue to shine, A guy debuted, Swagger punished (8 min. clip)
11/17 WWE Raw post-game Show: Caldwell and Parks discuss final hype for Survivor Series, John Cena's lack of presence, beards-a-plenty (7 min. clip)
11/17 VIP East Coast Audio: Smackdown - Matt Hardy vs. Shelton Benjamin, Intense debate on Jeff Hardy's character change (7 min. clip)
11/15 Radican Audio Showcase with Burgan pt. 2: Facebook, Last Call w/ Raven & Sandman review, WWE talent releases (10 min. clip)
11/15 Radican Audio Showcase with Burgan: In-depth thoughts and analysis of ROH's Driven PPV (10 min. clip)
11/14 Real Deal with Pat McNeill Audio: Jason Powell Interview, Funk & Foley Reunite, Survivor Series & More (5 min.clip)



ARE YOU VIP? SIGN UP NOW FOR $7.50 A MONTH FOR INSTANT ACCESS TO AD-FREE, BENEFIT-PACKED VIP VERSION OF PWTORCH.COM (see screen capture)
PWTORCH VIP HOME PAGE

INFO ON SUBSCRIPTION TO AD-FREE VIP SITE

INCREDIBLE BENEFITS!
Over 50 full-length audio updates per month (iPod compatible)... New weekly award-winning Pro Wrestling Torch Newsletter (text and printable pdf versions) with latest exclusive insider news, new Torch Talks, great columns, Keller's cover story, much more... Hundreds of full-length back issues of PWTorch Newsletter from late-'80s to today... Ad-free access to PWTorch.com's Main Listing... VIP Forum with interaction with other subscribers and Torch staff... Torch Talk Library with text and audio of hundreds of interview installments from last 20 years... Great layout... Deepest archives on pro wrestling history anywhere... Keller's PWTorch Today PDF Bulletins with email alerts... VIP Email reports on major PPVs and TV shows... Staff Roundtable Reviews (text and audio) followiing major events... The best staff of writers and world class reporting since 1987... We'd love for you to join us and experience the most entertaining, authoritative, experienced staff of professional reporters and commentators in the business... SIGN ME UP NOW!


PWTORCH READER POLL

Who was the MVP of the Nov. 17 Raw if you saw the show?
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Miz & Morrison
Shawn Michaels and/or Rey Mysterio
Stephanie McMahon
Cody Rhodes and/or Manu
Randy Orton
C.M. Punk
JBL and/or Kane
Santino Marella
William Regal
Matt Hardy
Batista
Cryme Tyme
Kelly Kelly
Victoria
Evan Bourne
Mike Knox
Mark Henry
  

VOTE IN OR SEE RESULTS OF PREVIOUS POLLS

UPCOMING EVENTS LISTING

Articles Grouped by Category
Torch Today
TORCH STORE: Buy Two, Get One Free November Special on Back Issue Sets, Keller DVD
TORCH TODAY: PWTorch invading WWE Universe - join the official PWTorch.com reader group
THE DAILY WORD 11/17: Caldwell looks at Raw tonight, Triple H up for major movie role, NWA tapings in Hollywood, Where's Orlando Jordan?
WWE News
WWE News: WWE stock price takes an absolute beating on Wednesday
WWE News: WWE video game accessible on your Mobile phone; Video preview included
WWE News: WWE trying to re-energize fanbase through social networking to challenge Myspace, Facebook
TNA News
TNA News: Kurt Angle positioning himself as future leader of TNA; why TNA started Main Event Mafia angle
TNA News: Results and News from Monday's event in Nashville with the Tennessee Titans (w/VIDEO)
TNA News: TNA challenging WWE for market share in key region after WWE finishes European tour (w/VIDEO)
ROH News
ROH News: New video wire with promos for Nigel McGuinness vs. Bryan Danielson, Austin Aries vs. Jimmy Jacobs
ROH News: Nigel McGuinness says whether he enjoys being a wrestler; comments on C.M. Punk and Colt Cabana
ROH News: Replay times for Ring of Honor's "Driven" PPV featuring Steen & Generico, Nigel, Briscoes, Danielson, Jerry Lynn
Other News
Other News: Where is he now? "The Model" Rick Martel missing the wrestling travel schedule (w/VIDEO)
Hogan News: Did RVD help boost viewership for Week 5 of Hulk Hogan's CCW? Complete series ratings analysis
Other News: Bret Hart discusses whether his wrestling career is over; describes second book project
PPV Reports
RADICAN'S ROH DRIVEN PPV REPORT: Strong-McGuinness, Steen & Generico vs. Black & Jacobs
KELLER'S TNA TURNING POINT PPV 11/9: Ongoing "virtual time" coverage of Sting vs. Styles, Nash vs. Samoa Joe, Main Event Mafia
CALDWELL'S TNA TURNING POINT PPV REPORT 11/9: Ongoing "virtual time" coverage of live PPV
TV Reports
11/18 ECW on Sci-Fi Report: Mayer's "alt perspective" report including Team Hardy vs. Team Henry, dancing debut, Dreamer vs. Swagger
CALDWELL'S ECW TV REPORT 11/18: Ongoing "virtual time" coverage of WWE's Sci-Fi show featuring Matt Hardy, Finlay, Miz & Morrison
KELLER'S WWE RAW REPORT 11/17: Ongoing coverage of live show including Santino raps for Akon, Orton-Punk
Arena Reports
11/12 WWE in Newcastle, U.K.: Batista & Mysterio vs. Jericho & Orton, Shawn Michaels vs. JBL, Haas Hogan in the house
WWE News: Complete Smackdown tapings report for next two weeks - Jeff Hardy, Triple H, Koslov set up Survivor Series
WWE News: Second detailed report from England with full results of tonight's Raw telecast
MMA / UFC Coverage
MMATorch Briefing: Fedor wants to fight Lesnar, Filho out of WEC, Heavyweight rankings, Big announcement
MMA Update: New Top Ten Heavyweight Rankings by MMATorch Staff Just Released
UFC 91 AUDIO ROUNDTABLE (free): Pennick, Ennis, Pelkey, Bent (67 min.)
KELLER'S TAKE
KELLER: A look back at Mike Adamle's infamously disastrous and embarrassing debut as ECW announcer
KELLER: WWE addressed a lot of problems with Raw last night - a march through the eight in our reader poll
KELLER SHORT: What was missing from last night's celebration of 800 episodes of WWE Raw...
MITCHELL'S TAKE
MITCHELL SHORT: WWE Raw Wrestlers Have No Guts Part 2
MITCHELL: Scott Steiner and The Main Event Mafia: The Comeback Promo
MOJO MITCHELL'S WWE RAW 11/10: Stream of Stephanie McMahon Gets Creative And Ends All The Bad Storylines (Okay, One of Them)
MCNEILL'S TAKE
McNEILL's Mailbag: On Lauren Thompson and 70's Style Booking
Indestructible: McNEILL previews TNA Turning Point 2008!
McNEILL's Mailbag: Should Michaels face 'Taker at WrestleMania?
CALDWELL'S TAKE
CALDWELL'S MEDIA CLUB: Eddie Guerrero DVD review Day 6 - Eddie vs. Rey Mysterio... 'Nuff Said
CALDWELL'S MEDIA CLUB: Eddie Guerrero DVD review Day 5 - Eddie vs. Chris Jericho; the day no one cared
CALDWELL'S MEDIA CLUB: Eddie Guerrero DVD review Day 4 - Eddie vs. Ric Flair; the importance of the U.S. Title
RADICAN'S TAKE
TALES FROM THE PULPIT 11/18: Too small to be big and too big to be small: ROH's fight to get the buzz back (pt. 1)
RADICAN: Last Call with Raven & Sandman dissapoints despite fantastic production and high expectations
TALES FROM THE PULPIT 11/13: Why should you buy ROH's "Driven" PPV when it debuts tomorrow? (spoilers)
The Specialists
11/18 WWE ECW Hits & Misses: Miz & Morrison, All American Challenge, 6 Man Tag
PARKS: The Mike Adamle Experiment - How much blame for his failure is on his shoulders?
UNDER THE MICROSCOPE - 11/17 Raw: Clearance sale for Released Wrestlers merch, Relationship Building with Punk & Kofi, Batista vs. Ref
Guest Editorials
EDITORIAL: Career vs. Career - The Undertaker vs. John Cena at WrestleMania 25
EDITORIAL: A plan for a dramatic make-over of WWE through massive downscaling of TV, PPVs, roster size, titles
EDITORIAL: Vetter examines problems with ROH product
Torch Feedback
ECW on Sci-Fi Reax #1: "I was waiting for someone to take a shot at Swagger's lisp, but Ricky Ortiz?"
WWE Raw Reax #4: "Manu came away from his match with Batista stronger than when he walked in."
WWE Raw Reax #3: "...Easily the coolest moment on the show besides Santino's rap."
Ask the Editor
Ask the Editor: Wouldn't incorporating MMA-style holds into pro wrestling matches just be trying to be something it's not?
ASK THE EDITOR: Have the Michaels-Batista promos crossed a line with use of insider terms, references to "jobs"?
ASK THE EDITOR: Why do wrestlers in WWE refer to wrestling as "the business" and not "the sport"?
DVDs - VGames - Books
RADICAN: Last Call with Raven & Sandman dissapoints despite fantastic production and high expectations
RADICAN: Hey! The Claudio Castagnoli delivers one of the best independent releases of the year
DVD REVIEW by Brian Hoops: Magnum T.A. and Nikita Koloff reflections
Torch Flashbacks
WWE News Flashback: Mike Adamle the new G.M. of Raw: Controversial announcer shifted off of ECW announcing duties
RADICAN'S WWE SMACKDOWN REPORT 5 YRS. AGO (11-13-03): Benoit & John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar & Big Show, Vince McMahon rubs his temples, Kurt Angle
KELLER'S NWA-TNA PPV REPORT 5 YRS. AGO (11-12-03): Sting & A.J. Styles together vs. Lex Luger & Jeff Jarrett, Raven & The Sandman team, X Division Gauntlet
VIP Exclusive Features
11/19 Daily Keller Hotline: A specific proposal to overhaul the look and feel of WWE utilizing current talent in a new way (16 min.)
ECW ON SCI-FI ROUNDTABLE REVIEWS 11/18: Mayer, Mezzera, Parks rate and review
PWTorch Newsletter #1054 (19 Pages!): Your weekly megadose of news, analysis, columns, TV reports, more
Torch Trivia
Torch Trivia: How much do you know about Curt Hennig? - Part Two
Torch Trivia: How much do you know about Curt Hennig? - Part One
Torch Trivia: How much do you know about Champion vs. Champion matches?
Torch Instant Polls
Who was the MVP of the Nov. 17 Raw if you saw the show?
Rate the 11/17 WWE Raw on a 0-10 scale if you saw the event
POLL: What's your prediction for the Brock Lesnar vs. Randy Couture fight?
PWTorch Free Podcast
11/19 East Coast Audio: ECW - Miz & Morrison continue to shine, A guy debuted, Swagger punished (8 min. clip)
11/17 WWE Raw post-game Show: Caldwell and Parks discuss final hype for Survivor Series, John Cena's lack of presence, beards-a-plenty (7 min. clip)
11/17 VIP East Coast Audio: Smackdown - Matt Hardy vs. Shelton Benjamin, Intense debate on Jeff Hardy's character change (7 min. clip)
Annual Obituaries
SPECIALIST: List of Deceased Wrestlers for 1999 - Muchnick, Rick Rude, Owen Hart, Renegade...
SPECIALIST: List of Deceased Wrestlers for 2000 - Solie, Albright, Duncum, Tsuruta, Blue Demon, Al Costello
SPECIALIST: List of Deceased Wrestlers for 2001: Johnny Valentine, Terry Gordy, Chris Adams, Bertha Faye, Helen Hart