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PARKS' WWE SMACKDOWN REPORT 1/9: Ongoing "virtual time" coverage of the show, including Triple H in Triple Jeopardy
Jan 9, 2009 - 9:00:02 PM |
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by Greg Parks, PWTorch Contributor
WWE Smackdown review
January 9, 2009
Taped 12/30/08 in East Rutherford, NJ
Aired on MyNetwork TV
Report by Greg Parks, Torch Team Contributor
-Cold open to Jim Ross and Tazz who alerted us to a WWE.com story that Jeff Hardy and his girlfriend were involved in a hit-and-run accident; we’ll get police footage as well as comments from Hardy via satellite later on in the show.
-Smackdown Open.
-Triple H has Triple Jeopardy tonight, as he will compete in a Tables Match, Handicap Match and Last Man Standing Match. Did they really have to use the universal handicap logo next to “handicap match”?
1- TRIPLE H vs. JOHN MORRISON -TABLES MATCH
During HHH’s entrance, they showed the comments he made to Vickie last week that led to these matches this week. Thirty seconds into the match, Trips clotheslined Morrison over the top rope and to the outside, where tables were lined up against the barricade. He set one up at ringside after throwing Morrison into the ringpost. Triple H tried to suplex Morrison off the steel steps and through the table, but Morrison backed out of it and pulled HHH’s leg out from under him, sending The Game face-first into the stairs. Morrison then set up a table against the buckle in the ring. Morrison almost ran himself into the table, but he came back with a springboard kick. Morrison avoided getting back-dropped over the top and to a table at ringside. In the ring, HHH hit a spinebuster. He set up a table in the ring. He tried to suplex Morrison off the top and through the table, but couldn’t. He recovered in time to throw Morrison off the top and through the first table he set up at ringside.
WINNER: Triple H, at 4:23. I don’t think this loss will hurt Morrison’s momentum. Match was fine but even with Morrison’s push, there was a sense that HHH wouldn’t lose since he does have two other matches tonight. If he loses at all, it would likely be the last one. At least, that’s what wrestling history has taught me.
After the match, Miz distracted Triple H, who was then attacked by Chavo Guerrero and put through the table set up in the corner. Vickie looked pleased watching backstage.
-Up next, Undertaker will take on Shelton Benjamin.
[Commercial Break]
-Triple H was walking backstage after his match when he ran into Vickie Guerrero. Vickie taunted him that he has two more matches left and sarcastically wished him luck.
2- SHELTON BENJAMIN vs. THE UNDERTAKER
Benjamin used his speed to try to hit-and-run. He was able to corner Taker a few times and pound away with fists. Taker turned the tide and went to work on the left arm/shoulder of Shelton. Taker went Old School on the arm he had been working on of Shelton’s. Crowd finally popped for that after being dead for much of the show thus far. Taker clotheslined Shelton over the top rope as they went to break.
[Commercial Break]
Undertaker continued his work on Shelton’s arm out of break. Snake Eyes by The Deadman, but he missed the running boot and Shelton wisely took out the leg of Taker. He writhed on the mat in pain. Benjamin showed his aggressiveness in punching away at Taker as well as working on the leg. Taker grabbed Shelton by the throat out of nowhere, but he couldn’t hit the Goozle; Benjamin went back to work on the leg. Shelton put Taker’s leg on the rope so he could work on it more, but Taker, from the floor, pushed Shelton over the top rope with his OTHER leg. Taker gained control on the outside, but Benjamin put a stop to that with another shot to the leg. Benjamin did the ten-punch count in the corner, but Taker walked out with Shelton in the Last Ride position. Shelton squirmed out and DDT’d Taker. He got two. Blinger Splash in the corner, but the second one was blocked by a Taker chokeslam for a near-fall. Overhand rights by Taker. Shelton tried to hop over Taker in the corner, but The Dead Man caught him and gave him a Tombstone for the win.
WINNER: Undertaker, at 12:34. Good match: Shelton’s athleticism gelled well with Taker’s ground-and-pound style.
-Next, the exclusive footage from a police cruiser of the Jeff Hardy hit-and-run accident.
[Commercial Break]
-JR and Tazz said despite the accident, Jeff still intends to defend the World Title at the Royal Rumble. We’ll hear from Edge later tonight, then they showed the footage from the police cruiser. Jeff’s car looked pretty roughed up. Beth (not the “actual” Beth, according to Jason Powell at prowrestling.net) was kind-of frantic and Jeff seemed more perturbed. Apparently, somebody side-swiped him. They refused ambulance treatment after the policeman asked him about the situation, then they went back to the squad car to fill out paperwork.
-Earlier tonight, Tazz talked to Edge about the accident. Edge said the black cloud hanging over Jeff’s head has followed him into 2009. Edge said these things happen and that he’d keep Jeff and his girlfriend in his prayers.
-The Bella Twins were walking backstage, headed to the ring for some tag-team action. I’d....well, nevermind.
[Commercial Break]
3- MICHELLE MCCOOL & VICTORIA vs. THE BELLA TWINS
They showed clips of the evolution of Michelle’s heel turn. Michelle did the classic heel tactics such as jumping-jacks and push-ups after taking one of the Bella Twins down. Flying mare and another by one of the Bellas after the other tossed McCool back in the ring when she tried to goad the twin in the ring to come outside. Victoria came in and worked over both Bellas. Samoan drop into a sidewalk slam by Victoria. She missed a moonsault and the other Bella tagged in, got an Oklahoma roll and picked up the pinfall.
WINNERS: The Bella Twins, at 3:27.
Michelle attacked Victoria after the match, an attack that included a Styles Clash.
-Triple H’s handicap match is next.
[Commercial Break]
4- TRIPLE H vs. THE MIZ & CHAVO GUERRERO- HANDICAP MATCH
Miz went to work early on Triple H’s left arm, which he was favoring on the way to the ring, despite what Tazz said about it. Chavo tagged in and Triple H fought off some shenanigans by the heels. Miz tagged back in (by slapping Chavo on the butt after Guerrero went shoulder-first into the post) and he continued work on the arm. Lots of tags by the heels; Miz got a running clothesline on Trips in the corner. As Miz went for a tag late in the match, Chavo jumped off the apron and looked as if he wanted nothing to do with HHH. Miz turned around and walked right into a Pedigree.
WINNER: Triple H, at 4:18. Odd finish; I would’ve expected things to go the other way around with Miz letting Chavo eat a Pedigree. At least, that’s the way they’ve been building those two thus far, with Miz far higher on the food chain than Chavo.
Vickie came on the big screen and told Triple H he’ll face Big Show in a Last Man Standing Match.
-Also, we’ll have an update from Jeff Hardy himself tonight on his condition and about the accident.
[Commercial Break]
-A training video featuring Vladimir Kozlov aired. He’s still waiting for competition, in case you were wondering. It was short, but at least they’re trying to do something with Kozlov to get him more over.
-Time for the MVP Lounge with Montel Vontavious Porter half-heartedly going through his spiel. His guest is someone who has been running his mouth at MVP’s expense lately: Mr. Kennedy. Kennedy brought a mic down from the rafters for his part of the interview. Kennedy complimented MVP’s lounge as a few fans started chanting “MVP.” You can tell it’s the same crowd from last week, because the same few guys did the same chant. Kennedy tried to tell MVP that Porter wasn’t mad at HIM, he’s mad at himself. Kennedy claimed he was trying to inspire MVP; inspire him to stop whining, complaining and losing all the time.
MVP was offended that Kennedy would make jokes in his lounge. A bunch of guys came into the ring and started taking MVP’s furniture out of his lounge. One of the guys said they were just doing their job in repossessing everything. They should’ve brought Repo Man back for this one. He could take things from out of the ring without MVP knowing, then MVP turns around and finds everything gone. Or something like that. Kennedy had a parting shot for MVP, then left. The Boogeyman’s music hit and he came into the ring. Kick to the gut, pump-handle slam for MVP. Kennedy looked on from the ramp-way as MVP high-tailed it before Boogeyman could do the worm thing.
-Up next, Carlito & Primo defend their tag titles against The Brian Kendrick and Ezekiel Jackson. Why is this the first I’m hearing of this match tonight?
[Commercial Break]
-The Raw Rebound aired.
5- PRIMO & CARLITO vs. THE BRIAN KENDRICK & EZEKIEL JACKSON- WWE TAG-TEAM TITLE MATCH
Primo struggled in there with Ezekiel to start so he tagged his older brother. He didn’t have much better luck, though he and Primo did catch Zeke with a double springboard shoulderblock. It only registered a one-count. Zeke got the advantage in the heel corner and Kendrick tagged in. It appears that many people left after the first show was taped, because I don’t remember the crowd being darkened as much as it is this week. Primo tagged in and got a near-fall. Kendrick got Primo to chase him around ringside, then he tagged Ezekiel while Primo wasn’t looking. The results were not pretty for Primo. Jackson got Primo in a bear-hug. After a slam, Kendrick yelled for a tag, but he didn’t get one, at least immediately. Once in, Kendrick tried to wear down Primo some more. Colon eventually got a big belly-to-belly suplex and tagged Carlito. Knee-lift followed by a clothesline, then a springboard back-elbow. Carlito went for a cover after a sit-down spinebuster, but Jackson interfered. Primo low-bridged Jackson, but Kendrick pushed Carlito into Primo and rolled him up...for two. Wow, I thought that was it. Carlito came back with a Back-stabber for the win. “Sham-Wow, I get it right!” exclaimed Tazz, who predicted the champs would retain.
WINNERS: Carlito & Primo, at 6:08. Good little match; these are two teams worth building a tag division around, if WWE were so inclined. Which they aren’t. Again, lack of crowd heat hurt the match a little.
-We’ll hear from Jeff Hardy coming up next.
[Commercial Break]
-JR showed exclusive cell-phone footage of the accident from last night. Good follow-up, as the officer did mention a cell phone video guy in the previous video. Did this person voluntarily give the footage to WWE or what?
-Jeff Hardy talked, courtesy of “MY RDC,” whatever that is (MyNetwork affiliate?). Hardy appeared to be favoring his right side a bit. He talked about what happened to lead to the accident and said he and Beth are a little banged-up (left shoulder for him), then he said he would be in action at the Rumble against Edge.
-JR and Tazz previewed the Royal Rumble, as the official theme (or at least the one they used here) is apparently “Let It Rock” by Kevin Rudolf. Rarely do I recognize songs they use as “official” ones for PPVs. Good choice this month though.
-Big Show came out for the Last Man Standing Match, which will be next.
[Commercial Break]
6- BIG SHOW vs. TRIPLE H- LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Show went right at, guess, Triple H’s shoulder and arm. Punches by Trips had little effect, as Show just batted him away. Trips did his oversell of being thrown into the corner and ended up outside the ring as Show patiently waited inside. It seemed like they were going to break, but after a pause, JR and Tazz started talking again, then they went to break after Show chopped Trips back into the ring.
[Commercial Break]
Triple H got chopped in the chest by Show in the corner as the show returned. Show picked Trips up by the arm and tossed him down. He followed it up with another one. Big headbutt put Trips down, then he was thrown into the steel steps on the outside of the ring. Triple H came back with a DDT inside the ring and both men were down for an extended period. Show speared HHH, who got up at seven. Show put him back down again almost immediately after The Game got up. Crowd finally started to come alive as Trips got up at eight. A triumvirate of headbutts by Show, but Triple H crotcc-chopped Show in the corner and was able to hit a Pedigree out of seemingly nowhere. Show got up at nine. He missed a bunch of rights and lefts, perhaps still reeling from the Pedigree. Triple H countered with punches of his own, then he went for another Pedigree. Show picked Trips up instead and pretty much landed back-first on him. Triple H made it up at nine, then fell through the ropes and to the outside. On the outside, Big Show caught Triple H jumping onto him off the apron and chokeslammed him onto the announce table, which didn’t break. Trips got off the table and onto his feet just in time to beat the count. Show was there to greet him with a straight right hand, which put him back on the table. He couldn’t get up from that.
WINNER: Big Show, at 16:26. A match suited for Big Show’s pace, so it worked in that way. Lots of drama, as usual, near the end.
Vickie looked on from the ramp with Big Show, pleased at the outcome of her scheme.
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chris
09 Jan 2009, 15:32
is this the next chapter in the Jeff Hardy storyline, or is it legit ?
chris
09 Jan 2009, 15:50
never mind, i just got my answer
wwebaby
09 Jan 2009, 17:43
I really didn't enjoy the show tonight. Too much "Vicki & Hunter" crap.
It seemed to go on forever, to the exclusion of everything else!
I thought the best match of the night was the tag-team match - but where
was the hype and build up for it? Oh - that's right. No time - gotta have
more Vicki & Hunter.
curtis setter
09 Jan 2009, 18:25
the auto accident storyline is a great way for bringing christian back into
the wwe. I just hope wwe doesn't screw cage out of his title shot at
wrestlemania.
Cleavy
09 Jan 2009, 19:10
Pretty sure it's the "Rave Clash" after its inventor, Jimmy Rave.
Vince
09 Jan 2009, 19:35
I don't think that Christian is getting a title shot at WrestleMania right
off the bat.
Also, I'm glad that the Undertaker beat Shelton Benjamin. Benjamin has been
in the WWE for six years now, and he's still boring as hell. He may be a
very good wrestler, but it takes more than that in pro wrestling. At least
Charlie Haas is funny now.
Vince
09 Jan 2009, 19:36
Shelton's lucky that he has wrestling ability. Otherwise, he would have
been released a long time ago.
Vince
09 Jan 2009, 19:39
Michelle McCool seems to hate everybody now. I'm down with that.
Vince
09 Jan 2009, 19:41
All the divas are hot, but, man, the Bella twins are something else. They
are soooooooooo beautiful.
TheGuy
09 Jan 2009, 19:48
Your analysis on Shelton Benjamin is laughable. Boring? Obviously you've
never truly seen him in the ring. He always has exciting matches with
relatively anyone. Just because he doesn't have a childish or cartoonish
gimmick,it doesn't make him "boring". Methinks you've been watching John
Cena "wrestle" for too long.
Vince
09 Jan 2009, 19:53
What determines whether they play "Time to Play the Game" or "Bow Down to
the King" for HHH?
Vince
09 Jan 2009, 19:58
When I said that he's boring, I was referring to his personality, MORON.
IDIOT. RETARD. Face it; he has no personality and still hasn't gotten over
with most of the fans. That's why he always jobs whenever he faces a main
eventer. It has nothing to do with childish gimmicks, retard. You don't
need a childish gimmick to have personality; the Rock certainly didn't. I
don't like Cena, so you lose again. I'll say one thing though; Cena puts
more asses in the seats than Benjamin, and at least most fans have an
opinion about the guy, whether good or bad. Cena's definitely not boring.
That's why Cena has beaten Benjamin at least ten times.
You must be a TNgAy tard.
Vince
09 Jan 2009, 20:00
I had to laugh when Benjamin said that he's the odds-on favorite. He'll
probably get his ass thrown out of the ring in five seconds.
16seconds
09 Jan 2009, 20:04
Vince
09 Jan 2009, 19:58
When I said that he's boring, I was referring to his personality, MORON.
IDIOT. RETARD. Face it; he has no personality and still hasn't gotten over
with most of the fans. That's why he always jobs whenever he faces a main
eventer. It has nothing to do with childish gimmicks, retard. You don't
need a childish gimmick to have personality; the Rock certainly didn't. I
don't like Cena, so you lose again. I'll say one thing though; Cena puts
more asses in the seats than Benjamin, and at least most fans have an
opinion about the guy, whether good or bad. Cena's definitely not boring.
That's why Cena has beaten Benjamin at least ten times.
You must be a TNgAy tard.
---
you must be about 5 years old.
Vince
09 Jan 2009, 20:07
Is MVP's losing streak angle going anywhere, or will he be released by WWE
soon? He's really been buried in the last few months, losing to lowly
jobbers like Funaki.
Poetik74
09 Jan 2009, 20:42
<i>What determines whether they play "Time to Play the Game" or "Bow
Down to the King" for HHH?</i>
"Bow" is usually played when HHH comes out for a promo, mostly at the
beginning of the show. "The Game" is his match entrance.
Erik
09 Jan 2009, 22:27
Someone had the gall to say Shelton Bnejamin, the best worker and wrestler
on Smackdown is boring? He got good matches out of HHH, Helms, and
outworked Jeff/Matt for weeks. He's not boring...he's the best wrestler to
watch in the ring by far. Jericho is his only competition in the WWE these
days.
Speaking of boring, there is no need to ever show a Kozlov training video
ever again. He's a failure and he sucks. Something else that was boring and
had to have the channel turned on was HHH/Morrion, HHH vs Miz/Chavo, and
HHH vs Big Show. Good to see Big Show win but those other matches were
wastes of time. Thank goodness Maryse is coming back next week...the Gold
Standard has been carrying Friday Nights since she left and he needs her
help.
justjoe
10 Jan 2009, 01:08
Shelton might be a great Wrestler, but he lacks personality and suck pretty
much on the mic, that´s why he isn´t involved in any longtime feuds,
he´s just thrown in into some random matches and that´s it.
James
10 Jan 2009, 06:52
shelton is awesome anything but boring. granted he doesn't have good mic
skills but neither has batista. Shelton is awesome he let's his wrestling
do the talking.
Steve Andrews
10 Jan 2009, 07:29
Parks:
Totally in agreement with you on Shelton vs. UT. If there were any doubt
Benjamin can hang with a main event caliber wrestler, this erased it in my
view. Very good-great back and forth exchange in which they didn't have any
wasted motion and it built nicely from start to finish. I liked the fact
Taker almost lucked into the Tombstone rather than decisively hit it for
the win. Of course we don't know if this was a one and done match for
Shelton but I think he has proven himself for the most part here.
Rest of the show was decent though the Triple Jeopardy matches were a bit
much. Very good main event but if I can play armchair booker why didn't
Vickie have them happen in succession or all at once with various
stipulations for specific wrestlers? Booking as it was presented leaves it
open to questions like that any fan could ask. Plus seeing any wrestler
three times in one night, whether it's HHH or not, is a bit overkill.
I was hoping Colons vs. Kendrick&Jackson would've went 10 minutes but the
six they had to work with was very good I thought. Of course the question
is if the feud is over with or not. Aside from those two the only other
heel duos are Hawkins&Ryder or Miz&Morrison and the latter doesn't appear
to be heading for a feud with the Colons and the former are just jobbers
lately.
Vince
10 Jan 2009, 10:12
Shelton Benjamin has a BORING personality. That's why he's still a
midcarder after six years. He is a very good wrestler, but he's hardly the
reason why people watch SD, so I disagree that he's been "carrying Friday
nights."
Greg Parks
11 Jan 2009, 08:35
Steve- Yeah, Benjamin can certainly hang with the upper echelon- he's had
good matches with Triple H and HBK in the past too.
I think the problem with him that some have brought up here is not
necessarily that he's boring, but that his character is one-dimensional.
He plays the cocky role well, but that's the only dimension of the
character there is, which hurts him to an extent in getting over as much as
he could. In my mind, he's still only average on the mic too, which
perhaps has contributed to WWE not expanding his character.
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