WWE Velocity review
November 30, 2002
Shown on TNN
By Pete Nyman, Torch Team Contributor

Announcers: Michael Cole & Marc Loyd.

(1) Rikishi beat Redd Dogg. Redd Dogg is under a development contract. He's also a former member of Da Baldies. He's also married to Jazz. The only thing he's not is Clifford, the Big Red Dog. Rikishi pushes down Redd Dogg. Redd Dogg gets up and Rikishi pushes him down again. Rikishi whips Redd Dogg into the corner and then delivers a clothesline. Rikishi hits a forearm smash and then a side belly-to-belly suplex. Redd Dogg hits a clothesline and then woofs a little bit. Rikishi delivers an eye rake but then Redd Dogg elbows Rikishi in the face. Rikishi then hits a Samoan Drop and gives Redd Dogg the stinkface. Rikishi then hits a DDT and gives Redd Dogg the Rump Shaker and pins him for the 3 count.

[commercial break]

A recap is shown of what happened this past week on Tough Enough 3. It sucks Scott left.

(2) Albert & Bill DeMott beat Coates & Cusick.. Bill DeMott has Marc Mero's old theme music. Bill DeMott and Coates start off. Lockup. A break, and then another lockup. Bill DeMott puts on a headlock. Bill DeMott then puts on a hammerlock but Coates reverses with a hammerlock of his own. Coates then delivers a drop toe hold. Cusick comes in and drops an elbow on Bill DeMott's knee and then locks on a toe hold. Albert comes in. Coates comes in for a quick clothesline on Albert. Cusick then drops the elbow on Albert's knee. Cusick hits two dropkicks but then Albert delivers a knee to the chest. Bill DeMott comes in. Bill DeMott hits a clothesline and pins Coates for a 2 count. Bill DeMott then pins Coates for another 2 count. Coates hits an elbow and then a dropkick to Albert's knee. Coates delivers a Sunset Flip to Bill DeMott and pins him for a 2 count. A+B Train by Albert & Bill DeMott. Albert then hits the Bicycle Kick and Bill DeMott delivers the No Laughing Matter and pins Coates for the 3 count.

A replay of the finish is shown.

[commercial break]

WWE Lugz Boot of the Week: Dawn Marie & Al Wilson inviting everyone to their wedding.

Footage of the Pilgrim Fashion Show from Smackdown is shown. That was one of the funniest segments I've seen in a while.

Anthology Cuts: Kurt Angle.

[commercial break]

Raw Retro: Hulk Hogan & The Rock standing face to face for the first time. The funny thing is the WWF logo is blocked out on Hulk Hogan's microphone.

(3) John Cena beat Danny DeNucci. John Cena comes out and raps. Just call John Cena JC Ice and then we got B-Squared and all we need are some stolen hubcaps and you have PG-13 2002. Danny DeNucci starts off with a hiptoss and a clothesline and then hits a spinning heel kick. Danny DeNucci then hits a drop toe hold and locks on a front face lock and an arm wringer. John Cena chokes Danny DeNucci with the ropes and then hits an elbow and a suplex and pins Danny DeNucci for the 2 count. John Cena then hits a back suplex and pins Danny DeNucci for the 2 count. John Cena hits a clothesline and pins Danny DeNucci for the 2 count. Danny DeNucci hits an elbow and then a top rope clothesline. Danny DeNucci then hits a backbody drop and a bulldog. Danny DeNucci pins John Cena for the 2 count. John Cena hits a short arm clothesline and then delivers the Protobomb and pins Danny DeNucci for the 3 count.

[commercial break]

A video is shown highlighting the feud between Brock Lesnar and The Big Show.

Footage is shown from Smackdown of Stephanie McMahon suspending Brock Lesnar. Footage is then shown of Brock Lesnar attacking The Big Show at Smackdown.

[commercial break]

WWE Rewind: Scott Steiner beating up Jamie Noble.

(4) Crash Holly beat Funaki. Crash Holly delivers a bodyslam. Funaki then puts on an armbar. Funaki then puts on a headlock. Funaki then puts on the armbar again. Crash Holly and Funaki fight on the outside and then Crash Holly gets a pin for the 2 count. Funaki hits a DDT. Funaki delivers a bulldog and pins Crash Holly for the 2 count. Funaki then pins Crash Holly for another 2 count and Crash Holly pins Funaki for the 2 count. Crash Holly then pins Funaki again and gets the 3 count.

[end show]

Notes: It was a jobber filled edition on Velocity. Albert & Bill DeMott make a pretty cool tag team. John Cena should start wearing Zubaz pants. That's about it, see you next week. Send me feedback at Flexholly@aol.com.  

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