Guest Editorials EDITORIAL: TNA needs to K.I.S.S. the King of the Mountain match to make it more appealing to TNA viewers
Jun 12, 2009 - 9:57:28 AM
PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO BOOKMARK US & VISIT US DAILY
Editor's Note: At PWTorch.com we strive for our content whenever possible and practical to be original and unique (i.e. not published on other sites), therefore Guest Editorials submitted to PWTorch.com should be submitted only to PWTorch.com. If you submit a Guest Editorial for consideration, please state at the top of your editorial that you submitted it only to PWTorch. com. For more details on submitting Guest Editorials, check out a detailed submissions guide following today's Guest Editorial below.
GUEST EDITORIAL
By Jordan Wiggins, PWTorch.com reader
Once a year, TNA provides the one match that takes the cake as being the most confusing and counter-productive, and that is the upcoming King of the Mountain match. The rules to this match will give any casual fan a headache. So much so, that TNA wrestler Chris Sabin (who is competing in an X-Division KOTM) told fans that they should simply "turn off their brains" during the match. (Read Sabin's comments.)
Its statements like that which continues to stifle TNA's growth as a legit competitor to the WWE machine. The King of the Mountain match is convoluted in its rules, and just does not measure up to a typical ladder match in its drama. For those who still aren't clear on them, here are the rules:
(1) In order to win, you must climb a ladder and hang the belt on a clip that is suspended high above the ring.
(2) You must pin or submit an opponent first, before you are eligible to hang the belt.
(3) If you are pinned/submitted, you must go into a penalty box, and be retained for two minutes before you can re-enter the match.
(4) No DQs, no count-outs, every man for themselves.
People will say "that's not that complicated." If it isn't then why did Sabin say what he said? It has to be because he knows that the match is too complicated to explain as well. The match is complicated, because TNA has "little sibling syndrome" in which they strive to be different from their older siblings for the sake of just being different (Reverse Battle Royal; Six-Sided Ring).
Not only is the match complicated, but it defeats the purpose of the ladder match concept to begin with. The ladder match is supposed to represent reaching high and far for something desired by many. To grab your destiny. To reach for greatness. Why would I want to have the destiny in my hands, and then go hang it up?
It's the same as when you were a child, and your parents put a plate of sweet, delicious cookies on the counter that you couldn't reach. What did you do? If you wanted them that bad, you got something to climb up and grabbed those tasty cookies. Now, what if you did your chores, and your parents put those mouth-watering cookies in your hand? Are you going to eat them, or are you going to get something to climb up and put those lovely cookies on the counter?
I don't know of any children that doesn't eat cookies. Just the same as I don't know why any wrestler who would pin someone in a title match, be handed that precious, hard-earned title, and not run out of the building with it.
With that said, TNA's obsession with "more is better" brings us the penalty box concept. This isn't hockey, this is wrestling. Earning the right to climb the ladder via pin or submission is fine, however, the penalty box gimmick is just another way that TNA doesn't understand the KISS concept.
KISS means Keep It Simple, Stupid (stupid being a pronoun). If A.J. Styles pins Kurt Angle, then Angle should be down from whatever A.J. did to earn the pin. It's called selling, something the X-Division doesn't believe in for some reason. The Penalty Box is just a gimmick used for spot-monkeys to do spots off of and pop the crowd, but it doesn't necessarily add to the drama of the match - it's more of a distraction from it.
If TNA could do away with the penalty box and instead of hanging the belt up, they take the belt down - like in a typical ladder match - the KOTM match will be more tolerable, more exciting, and, more importantly, fans's brains can be left "on" while watching it.
You are invited to submit a "Torch Guest Editorial" for possible publishing on this site in future days. For submission guidelines and the current email,click here.
THE TORCH REACHES MORE COMBAT ENTERTAINMENT FANS THAN ANY OTHER SOURCE
PWTorch editor Wade Keller has covered pro wrestling full time since 1987 starting with the Pro Wrestling Torch print newsletter. PWTorch.com launched in 1999 and the PWTorch Apps launched in 2008.
He has conducted "Torch Talk" insider interviews with Hulk Hogan, The Rock, Steve Austin, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Eric Bischoff, Jesse Ventura, Lou Thesz, Jerry Lawler, Mick Foley, Jim Ross, Paul Heyman, Bruno Sammartino, Goldberg, more.
He has interviewed big-name players in person incluiding Vince McMahon (at WWE Headquarters), Dana White (in Las Vegas), Eric Bischoff (at the first Nitro at Mall of America), Brock Lesnar (after his first UFC win).
He hosted the weekly Pro Wrestling Focus radio show on KFAN in the early 1990s and hosted the Ultimate Insiders DVD series distributed in retail stories internationally in the mid-2000s including interviews filmed in Los Angeles with Vince Russo & Ed Ferrara and Matt & Jeff Hardy. He currently hosts the most listened to pro wrestling audio show in the world, (the PWTorch Livecast, top ranked in iTunes)
REACHING 1 MILLION+ UNIQUE USERS PER MONTH
500 MILLION CLICKS & LISTENS PER YEAR
MILLIONS OF PWTORCH NEWSLETTERS SOLD
PWTorch offers a VIP membership for $10 a month (or less with an annual sub). It includes nearly 25 years worth of archives from our coverage of pro wrestling dating back to PWTorch Newsletters from the late-'80s filled with insider secrets from every era that are available to VIPers in digital PDF format and Keller's radio show from the early 1990s.
Also, new exclusive top-shelf content every day including a new VIP-exclusive weekly 16 page digital magazine-style (PC and iPad compatible) PDF newsletter packed with exclusive articles and news.
The following features come with a VIP membership which tens of thousands of fans worldwide have enjoyed for many years...
-New Digital PWTorch Newsletter every week
-3 New Digital PDF Back Issues from 5, 10, 20 years ago
-Over 60 new VIP Audio Shows each week
-Ad-free access to all PWTorch.com free articles
-VIP Forum access with daily interaction with PWTorch staff and well-informed fellow wrestling fans
-Tons of archived audio and text articles
-Decades of Torch Talk insider interviews in transcript and audio formats with big name stars. **SIGN UP FOR VIP ACCESS HERE**