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APRIL FOOL'S HOT NEWS: Gail Kim re-signs with TNA at PWTorch.com editor's urging Apr 1, 2009 - 10:24:14 AM
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APRIL FOOL'S HOT NEWS GUEST EDITORIAL
By Lawrence Kasmir of London, England, PWTorch.com Reader
In Breaking News today, TNA Wrestling has bought Gail Kim out of her WWE contract, effective immediately, enabling her to return to the promotion where she was frequently in the highest rating segments.
With the Knockouts Division struggling since Kim's departure several months ago, it appears Dixie Carter has taken onboard the repeated requests from PWTorch.com editor Wade Keller who has been begging for this move ever since Gail Kim originally signed for WWE.
Dixie said, "Originally we didn't realize the mistake we made in letting Gail Kim leave and spending our talent budget on Danny Donaduce, Jenna Morasca, and Samoa Joe's Machete, but after repeatedly reading in my copy of Pro Wrestling Torch that it was a mistake, I realized that maybe Wade was right. I called Johnny Ace and Gail Kim up and we started negotiating."
When asked, Vince McMahon commented, "I always believe in fair competition in the market place and giving smaller promotions a fair chance."
Wade Keller is yet to comment as his voice hurts too much.
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