Hoodslam "F--- The Fans IV" Results
Friday, October 4, 2013
Oakland, Calif. at the Oakland Metro Opera House
Paid Attendance: 737

On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as “Freddie Splooger.” Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch) and El Flaco Loco.

(1) Sub-Zero (w/Sindel) beat Scorpion via pinfall with a freeze-uppercut combo.

(2) Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 BLACK beat Major Meathook via pinfall with a Gore. As stipulated by “boss for a day,” Drugz Bunny, if Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 BLACK wins, he then has to face his own creator, Doc Atrocity, in the Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 Challenge.

(3) Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 Challenge: Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 BLACK beat Doc Atrocity via pinfall with a chokeslam.

(4) The Stoner Bros (Rick-Scott & Scott-Rick) beat “Ultra Girl” Brittany Wonder & Anthony Butabi via pinfall with a Rizz Bomb on Brittany Wonder.

(5) “Best Athlete in the East Bay” Virgil Flynn III beat Johhny "Drinko" Butabi via pinfall with a 450 splash to retain the “Best Athlete in the East Bay” award.

(6) DARK Sheik and JUICED Lee beat The James Gang (Drugz Bunny & James C.) via pinfall with a tandem top-rope splash/leg-drop on Drugz Bunny to retain the Golden Gig Titles.

Special performance by Bloody Betty.

(7) “Ultra Girl” Brittany Wonder won a 30-entity over-the-top-rope battle royal to become number one contender for the Golden Gig, outlasting the following competitors:

- Johnny "Drinko" Butabi
- "The Russian Lover" Zangief
- P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer)
- Anthony Butabi
- "Mexican Werewolf" El Chupacabra (w/Courtney Crimson)
- "Super Barrio Brother" Jesus Cruz
- PB&J Banana
- Ryu
- Heisenberg
- Scorpion
- Soundwave
- F.O.N.G. (F------ Obese Nerdy Gamer)
- Killer Clown from Outer Oakland BOTCHy
- Ken
- Doc Atrocity
- Rick-Scott Stoner
- Major Meathook
- Killer Clown from Outer Oakland GiGgles
- Mega Man
- Scott-Rick Stoner
- Super Tiger
- Eddy Gordo
- Mr. Hoodslam 2
- Virgil Flynn III
- Prawn Cena
- Butternuts
- Otis the Gimp
- Referee Guido
- Pooh Jack

[ FYI: Hoodslam returns to the Oakland Metro Opera House on Friday, November 1 for "'80s for the Ladies II – Electric Boogaloo." Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @Hoodslam. More info on the promotion at BirdsWillFall.com>/a> ]

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