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“MIZ & MRS.” – EPISODE 15
JULY 30, 2019
AIRED ON USA NETWORK
R-Truth make an early cameo as Miz talks to him about baby-proofing the house. Moving along, Miz and Maryse are dress shopping so Monroe can have something to wear at the “Evolution” PPV. Yes, they are shopping for a baby… who has a stylist. Insert cutaway shot of Miz turning into his dad when it is announced that Monroe is getting a $500 jacket. Moving on, Miz attaches a camera to a walker and Monroe wanders around the house touching things. Pretty sure there have been hundreds of books written about baby-proofing a house, but, whatever, they’re charming.
Miz is trying to get the baby to crawl and Maryse is talking about not going to the PPV, because carting around a baby is going to be difficult. Meanwhile, Miz baby-proofs the house – something that all adults regret after doing. Miz has purchased a contraption to help the baby crawl. Maryse objects to this. Evidently Miz is obsessed with seeing the baby crawl. For whatever reason, Monroe is going to baby yoga. Yeah, some people have way too much money to spend. Miz is still desperately trying to get this child to crawl.
Miz returns home to learn that he has baby-proofed the home from all the adults. The toilet lock was the most notorious thing to go. Moving on, Miz is backstage at WWE and Maryse facetimes him to let him know that Monroe has crawled. He immediately shows the video to Asuka. Asuka is adorable and there appears to be a language barrier. Points for enthusiastically smiling, lol. Miz returns home to tell Maryse that he got them a private jet to go to the Evolution PPV.
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