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MITCHELL: Some Combat Tips for WWE and TNA in the new Monday Night War 2010

Dec 31, 2009 - 5:10:44 PM
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Here's some last minute tips for WWE and TNA on the eve of the historic Monday Night War:

WWE

-Be sure to have Mr. McMahon hug the Prodigal son Bret Hart when he steps out onto the ramp. It'll give every one a warm feeling, and remind WWE fans of Eric Bischoff's legendary run as Raw General Manager.

-Have Creative write a promo for Bret Hart detailing, point-by-point, exactly what happened in Montreal twelve years ago. That should get the younger fans up to speed, and remind the older ones of why it was so important.

-Book a Divas match between Gail Kim and Divas champion Melina.

-Have Shawn Michaels tell Bret Hart how in the last ten years he's learned all about forgiveness.

-Bring in Undertaker, Batista, and Rey Mysterio from Smackdown, not that you've got anything to worry about.

-Have Randy Orton beat Kofi Kingston once and for all, who I hear broke one of the locker room commandments or something.

-Jillian Hall should write lyrics for Bret Hart's theme music and sing them to Bret.

-Triple H can use Hornswoggle to remind Bret he finished behind Sky Low Low in that 100 Greatest Canadian Wrestlers book.

-Have Santino Marella interrupt Mr. McMahon's first encounter with Bret.

TNA:

-Make the X Division march in the Hulk Hogan Parade. They'll love that.

-When Tommy Dreamer comes out, bring Raven and Stevie down. Have them make the letters E, C, and W with their arms to show the spirit will never die. Don't forget to include Mick Foley.

-Have Creative write a promo for Vince Russo detailing, point-by-point, exactly what happened in Montreal twelve years ago. That should get the younger fans up to speed, and remind the older ones of why it was so important.

- Book a match between Sting and Ric Flair. You have three hours to fill, and no one will see it coming.

-Have Rob Van Dam be the mystery captain of one team in a three-fall ten man tag in which the winners draw straws to see who gets one of the suitcases, only they don't know which one, except it isn't the one where you get fired, because the guy who won that already got fired.

-Have Hulk Hogan and Dixie Carter call out Vince Russo and Jeff Jarrett and demand that the two apologize for what they did at Bash at the Beach, without actually saying Bash at The Beach.

-Have Kurt Angle interrupt Hogan and demand that Jeff Jarrett apologize for whatever it was that Jeff Jarrett did to him.

-Have Jeff Jarrett remind Hulk Hogan and Dixie Carter that he founded the company.

-Eric Bishoff and Jeremy Borash should pass by each other backstage and give the other the stink-eye.

-Reunite Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, and Sean Waltman. Have them make the letters N, W, and O with their arms to show the spirit will never die. Don't forget to include Hulk Hogan.

Good luck to both sides!


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