WWE Total Divas

12/10 WWE TOTAL DIVAS REPORT (Season Finale): The one with topless Carmella and sea urchins, plus Ronda Rousey, Sonya Deville, Natalya, Nia Jax, Liv Morgan

December 11, 2019

WWE TOTAL DIVAS (Season Finale) DECEMBER 10, 2019 AIRED ON E! REPORT BY SARAH K, PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR To recap: Nia Jax needs knee surgery, Ronda sustained a boxer’s fracture in her farewell match at WrestleMania, […]

11/5 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW (Ep. 6): The one where Graves tells Carmella that needless lies make him not trust her, Ronda has a shindig for her colleagues including archery, Ronda tells Sonya that Twitter is a work

November 6, 2019

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 6 NOVEMBER 5, 2019 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR So, on this episode there is some sort of beach party trip, and Ronda Rousey has a shindig with […]

10/22 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW (Ep. 4): The one where Carmella is traumatized about people having opinions about her dating Graves, get heckled, and lusts about Corey’s privates, plus Goats, Eggs, Jock Straps

October 23, 2019

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 4 OCTOBER 22, 2019 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR We’ve been promised some sort of girl’s trip where you know someone will get drunk and say something stupid […]

10/15 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW (Ep. 3): Ronda gets wrong where chicken eggs come from, Corey Graves and Carmella’s new relationship, Sonya doesn’t want to wear a dress

October 16, 2019

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 3 OCTOBER 15, 2019 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR It’s been a long week. I know, it’s only Tuesday – but it feels like Thursday. So, tonight I […]

10/8 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW (Ep. 2): Carmella reveals she is dating Corey Graves, Nattie remembers her father’s death, Ronda talks about her father’s suicide, Sonya’s Pride Parade prep

October 9, 2019

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 2 OCTOBER 8, 2019 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR (A brief preamble: I’ve followed Corey Graves and his ex-wife Amy on Instagram for what is apparently years now. […]

10/1 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW (Ep. 1): Ronda Rousey joins cast, Carmella says Nia Jax hits too hard, Sonya discusses realizing her sexual orientation, Nattie wants pancakes

October 2, 2019

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 1 OCTOBER 2, 2019 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR Are we ready for this? Do we need this? Will Corey Graves be in the first episode, or will […]

11/28 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW: Natalya finds out her dad Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart died, Bellas discuss Socrates and Einstein, Money in the Bank backstage

November 29, 2018

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 10 NOVEMBER 28, 2018 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR The show opens with random footage from the Raw before the Money in the Bank PPV. Brief Mojo Rawley […]

11/14 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW: Nia Jax is afraid of not fitting in, Nikki the Poet, Naomi and Nia cook, Paige can’t swim and gets sunburn, Lana subject of gossip

November 15, 2018

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 9 NOVEMBER 14, 2018 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR Are you ready for 44 minutes of grown women having first world problems and sometimes arguing for no reason? […]

11/7 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW: Girls in Bikinis on the Lake episode includes bickering over who has better room, Paige empowering internet jerks, Nikki insists on mandatory journaling time

November 8, 2018

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 8 NOVEMBER 7, 2018 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR Oh, it’s a “the girls go on a trip” episode, where inevitably people fight and drinks are thrown. Oh, […]

10/31 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW: Birdie’s 13 month birthday, Lana learns how to get a ladder into the ring for MITB, Rusev dresses as clown and hands out balloons

November 8, 2018

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 7 OCTOBER 31, 2018 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR Why is this show on on Halloween?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? You may have heard me scream that earlier this afternoon from deep […]

10/24 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW: Naked sushi as Nikki flirts with a 21 year old bartender, Lana sprayed with champaign and takes a shower, Nia surprises Nikki on dance floor

October 25, 2018

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 6 OCTOBER 24, 2018 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR The show opens with Michael Cole welcoming us to Raw as Nia Jax and Natalya wander around backstage and […]

10/17 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW: Paige reacts to iCloud hack, Nia Jax invites friends over to her new house to help her assemble furniture, Lana’s hair color drama

October 18, 2018

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 5 OCTOBER 17, 2018 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR The show opens with random footage of women getting ready to perform backstage at Smackdown. Paige mingles with some […]

10/10 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW: Paige goes on a date, Nattie has a BBQ, and Brie cannot breastfeed her kid forever – hooray!

October 11, 2018

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 4 OCTOBER 10, 2018 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR This show opens with a lot of random footage before we’re introduced to the plot that Natalya is throwing […]

10/3 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW: It’s worth the hour of time you’re never getting back just for the Rusev moments

October 4, 2018

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 3 OCTOBER 3, 2018 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR The show opens with the Bellas talking about boogers. Oh FFS. No one needed this. Imagine if someone other […]

9/26 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW: Paige retires, T.J. buys the wrong color roses, WrestleMania 34 footage, Bellas have brunch with fans

September 27, 2018

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 2 SEPTEMBER 26, 2018 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR On Total Divas, it’s still WrestleMania 34 in New Orleans. Bummer of all bummers, the show opens with the […]

9/19 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW: Nattie wants a compliment from T.J., Bellas plug stuff, Paige deals with neck injury and end of in-ring career, Naomi uncomfortable with tarot cards

September 20, 2018

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 1 SEPTEMBER 20, 2018 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR The show opens with a brief truncated history of the WWE Women’s Division, at least as it pertains to […]

1/31 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW: Miz tells his dad he’s about tell him something private; his dad says “but there are cameras here”

February 1, 2018

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 11 JANUARY 31, 2018 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR The show opens with a recap of Nattie and Lana bickering, Cena proposing to Nikki, Nikki getting DWTS, and […]

1/24 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW: Rusev to Lana: “That’s all you care about, you see me not as a person, you see me as a penis..”

January 25, 2018

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 10 JANUARY 24, 2018 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR The show opens in L.A. at Chateau Mar-Miz where the Miz and Nia Jax are playing basketball; commentary excerpts […]

1/17 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW: Bella Twins tension of Dancing with the Stars offer, Big Cass injury, Lana herds sheep, house hunting

January 18, 2018

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 9 JANUARY 17, 2018 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR Tonight’s episode centers on three stories: Nikki is going to be on Dancing With The Stars, Lana and Rusev […]

1/10 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW: Maryse’s “Sex in the City” party, Ziggler has advice for Lana, plus Cena, Nattie, Alexa, Bellas

January 11, 2018

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 8 JANUARY 10, 2018 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR Tonight on Total Divas, Maryse’s “Sex in the City” party is happening, and hop in the time machine for […]

12/20 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW: Natalya and Lana’s feud ratchets up, Miz gets vegetarian Maryse to eat a bite of meat, Brie laments losing abs in front of Nia Jax

December 21, 2017

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 7 DECEMBER 20, 2017 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR So, back in Cabo, Lana pounds on Nattie’s door, gets in the room, gets kicked out. They show a […]

12/13 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW: Nattie and Lana go to war, is it a bachelorette party or engagement party, Alexa and Nikki get massages

December 14, 2017

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 6 DECEMBER 13, 2017 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR So, for whatever reason, everyone is in Cabo and Lana and Nattie fight. The show opens shamelessly with the […]

12/6 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW: Bellas talk about demand for their comeback, Rusev wants Lana to have kids now, a deaf pig becomes a new pet

December 6, 2017

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 5 DECEMBER 6, 2017 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR So, tonight’s show revolves around three plots: Rusev wants kids, Nattie marms her parents about their rental house, and […]

11/29 TOTAL DIVAS REVIEW: Brie delivers breast milk, Nattie and Lana squabble over match and promo quality, Barbie Doll empowerment history

November 29, 2017

TOTAL DIVAS – EPISODE 4 NOVEMBER 29, 2017 AIRED ON E! BY SARAH K., PWTORCH CONTRIBUTOR The show opens with the Bellas and Daniel Bryan. Brie conveniently gets a text from her mom about a […]