Justin James, PW Torch Contributor

WWE Superstars Results
June 6, 2013
Taped 6/3
Report by Justin James, PWTorch contributor

1 - TONS OF FUNK (Brodus Clay & Tensai w/The Funkadactyls) vs. EPICO & PRIMO

No Rosa Mendes tonight.

Primo jumps on Clay's back, which turns out to be a mistake. Clay deliberately looks bored as he tosses Primo around and Sweet T is in. Primo outwits T in a test of strength and gets the upperhand for a moment, but a monkey flip cuts it off. Delayed butterfly suplex shows off T's strength as Clay and the Funkadactyls get the crowd hyped.

[ Commercial Break ]

Clay is dominating Epico with traditional offense. Blind tag and a kick to the knee lets the Colons suddenly turn things around, and Clay is stuck in the corner. Double suplex by the Colons on Clay, and Primo wants a top-rope splash, but Clay rolls away.

Double tag and Sweet T knocks Epico silly, then catches Primo with a big right when he tries to intervene. Primo breaks up a tag but Clay clears him out. Clay and T land the new "Bad Intentions" double team move and T follows with a running senton for the win.

WINNERS: Tons of Funk in 7:30. This is a regular Superstars match, and it's always fun.

2 - NATALYA vs. TAMINA SNUKA

Tony Dawson openly acknowledges that Tamina is The Rock's cousin as Snuka leads it off with offense. Wristlocks from Snuka, but Natalya escapes and hits a suplex and Snuka ducks outside, then ambushes Natalya when she follows. Snuka with a headlock. Running buttsplash gets Snuka two. Snuka continues to keep the pace slow.

Natalya rolls under a knee drop, but Snuka keeps her down. Elbows and a slap give Natalya some room. Snuka blocks a discus elbow and counters with a neckbreaker for a nearfall. Snuka wants a Samoan Drop, but Natalya slides downand reverses into the Sharpshooter for the win.

WINNER: Natalya via submission in 5:15. In case there were any doubts, last night's awful NXT match between Snuka and Paige on NXT was due to Snuka. This match showed all of the exact same problems, and Snuka had the offense the whole time again. She spends as much total time in restholds as I would expect in a 10 or 12 minute match, her offense looks light, and she telegraphs way too much. What's truly baffling is that she used to have some decent matches. I hope she can get back on track.

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