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Sometime in the past couple of weeks, I was asked on PWTorch Livecast what I would come up with if I HAD to put together the TNA "Hardcore Justice" pay-per-view on August 8.

Actually, it looks as if Tommy Dreamer and Vince Russo are off to a bitchin' start so far, so I am loath to interfere. But here is my suggested card:

-- Main Event:
Former WWE Champion Rob Van Dam vs. Former ROH champion Jerry Lynn

-- Tommy Dreamer vs. Raven (w/Stevie Richards)
(Special Guest Referee: Mick Foley)

-- Too Cold Scorpio & Al Snow & Kid Kash vs. The Full Blooded Italians

-- Tables Match:
Brother Ray & Brother D-Von & Brother Runt vs. Simon Diamond & Johnny Swinger & C.W. Anderson.

-- Battle Of Original ECW Wrestlers:
Ikuto Hidaka vs. Christopher Daniels

-- These Guys Were Also Original ECW Wrestlers:
Rhino vs. Bubba The Love Sponge

-- Special Barbed Wire Thumbtack Baseball Bat Singapore Cane Broken Glass Staple Gun Roofing Nail Full Metal Mayhem Tabasco Sauce Death Match:
Axl Rotten vs. Balls Mahoney

-- "Stairway To Spell"* Match
Sabu vs. The Sandman
(Special Guest Referee: Taz)
* Spelling Bee Rules. The first man to spell three words correctly is the winner. The loser puts himself through a table and blades.

-- Special Shoot Interview - Only Available As DVD Extra:
Eric Bischoff is locked in a studio to record a three-hour roundtable shoot interview with New Jack, Vince Russo, and Shane Douglas. If Bischoff can't last the full three hours, (or at least two hours and forty-five minutes) James Mitchell and Vampiro will be waiting outside to shave Bischoff's head.

We'll see you this afternoon on the PWTorch Livecast.

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