WWE Smackdown TV taping results
March 11, 2014
Little Rock, Ark.
Report by Henry Petty, PWTorch reader

Smackdown SPOILERS 3/14

Main items: Carlos Colon was announced for the 2014 WWE Hall of Fame and Dolph Ziggler was announced for the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal at WrestleMania 30.

Triple H cut promo about how people went home after "Occupy Raw" and they used up their 15 minutes of fame; now they have to go back to their 9-5 jobs, but will talk about that moment being the greatest in their life. Then, he said while you were doing that, I was taking my personal jet to my luxury bus, ate lobster tails and filet, and was driven to my mansion in a limo. And he "sincerely thanked the WWE Universe from the bottom of his heart for paying for all of that for him." He talked about how he will beat Daniel Bryan and there will be no triple threat match.

Hunter then called out Damien Sandow and said that as long as you can say you'll never disobey me again, we will let this go. And Sandow apologized. Then, Triple H said all is forgiven, but you are the first match, so here's your opponent. Out came The Shield.

(1) Seth Rollins beat Damien Sandow. Shield beat up Sandow afterwards doing their triple powerbomb.

Bray Wyatt had a Titantron promo about how he will beat John Cena.

(2) Dolph Ziggler beat Alberto Del Rio, then cut a promo about how he will be in the 30-man Battle Royal for the Andre the Giant trophy. He said this would be his "WrestleMania moment."

(3) Tamina Snuka (w/A.J. Lee) beat Nikki Bella (w/Brie Bella). A.J. did commentary and we noticed she made JBL wear her hat.

(4) IC champion Big E. beat Fandango really quickly with his finisher. We were disappointed and confused because we all saw Fandango's lite brite and his curtain entrance hanging high, but they weren't used here.

Bad News Barrett Segment. I noticed he raised the lift himself...well, who else would, right?. He talked about how Undertaker will lose his winning streak, people will go see him lose, and in the next morning come into work late after a late-night in New Orleans, "subsequently getting fired." I thought this was funny.

Santino and Emma had a funny sketch on the Titantron. They're eating, and he uses the tablecloth as his napkin tied around his shirt. When he walks away, he takes everything on the table with him, then knocks himself out when he his his own head against the table. Pretty funny stuff and his woman says, "That's the last time I order sugar."

Kane on the Titantron is shown talking to The Shield. He asks for them to be at ringside for him when he takes on Big Show so they can "pick up the scraps." Shield says they know why he wants them to be there, not to pick up the scraps, but to make sure Big Show doesn't beat him up again. Funny ending to this was Ambrose doing a Japanese Bow to Kane as they walk away.

(5) Bray Wyatt beat Kofi Kingston.

They announced Carlos Colon will be inducted into the Hall of Fame.

They brought out the new European guy, Rusev, and his blonde valet. I THINK he said he will be in the 30-man battle royal from what I got from Lana. Dude is huge.

(6) Big Show beat Kane (w/Shield ringside). Kane had Show beat down when he went to the Shield's corner for help and they backed away. Show then knocked him out and won. Shield beat up Kane afterward.

The Wyatts appeared on the Titantron, then come out to face The Shield (i think this is how the show ended).

Post-show match/Dark Match: The Shield (Rollins & Reigns) beat Rowan & Harper. This was funny because Bray sat in his rocking chair at ringside, while Dean Ambrose sat in a steel chair directly opposite Wyatt and they talked trash to one another while the match was going on.

Big pop for The Shield as they left, ending the show. WWE will be back in Little Rock on September 23 for another Smackdown taping.

Biggest Pops: Daniel Bryan "Yes" Chants, The Shield, Big Show, Los Matadores.

Biggest Surprise: That people know every word to the Wyatts's theme song.

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