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TNA QUOTEBOOK: The absolute strangest, funniest, stupidist, craziest dozens of utterances on Impact and PPV in September

Oct 4, 2009 - 2:29:45 PM
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The following are PWTorch editor Wade Keller's picks for the best quotes on TNA Impact and TNA PPV during the month of September.

Matt Morgan: “The future has come. The future is now. The future is right here.”

Taz: “Do you think Cody Deaner knows that the Knockout Championship is a female championship.”

Taz when Deaner grabbed a flash: “He better not let Dave Penzer see that.”

ODB: “TNA wrestling fans all over the world, all my fans in prison, let the party begin!”

Kurt Angle: “I love a fairy tale as much as any other guy. In fact, I read it to my kids at home every night. But tonight will not have a happy ending because tonight will be real, damn real.”

Taz to Mick Foley: “Well said. You should be writing books with the way you talk, for God’s sakes.”

Mick Foley in response: “Better than being an announcer.”

Taz in response: “Nah, you get yelled at in your headset.”

Mick Foley in response: “You share my pain, don’t you?”

Taz in response: “Yes sir. Let’s move on!”

Scott Steiner: “We don’t like British people. We don’t like Canadians. Matter of fact, we don’t like any foreigners. If you don’t speak our language, get the hell out of our country.”

Taz: “I would not be happy if Booker T was my partner tonight. It’s a T.O. moment.”

Rhino Logic: “Do you know why they call me the War Machine? Because I’m an animal.”

Sting to A.J. Styles : “Let tonight for one of us be the first day of the rest of our lives.”

Taz to Mike Tenay: “Why don’t you hit me in the head with that trash can and maybe wake me up.”

Devon to Rhino: “The only difference now is you don’t gotta worry about me going down.”

Kevin Nash to Lauren: “Have you ever been with a real man? I’m not talking about a freak.”

Kevin Nash when a dwarf woman walked up to him: “Can you imagine how gigantic it’s going to look in those hands.”

Mike Tenay in response: “I’ll tell you one thing. Kevin Nash doesn’t discriminate.”

Taz: “A lot of titles changed hands at No Surrender. It was pretty cool.”

Matt Morgan: “The future has come. The future is now. The future is right here.”

Taz: “Do you think Cody Deaner knows that the Knockout Championship is a female championship.”

Taz when Deaner grabbed a flash: “He better not let Dave Penzer see that.”

ODB: “TNA wrestling fans all over the world, all my fans in prison, let the party begin!”

Kurt Angle: “I love a fairy tale as much as any other guy. In fact, I read it to my kids at home every night. But tonight will not have a happy ending because tonight will be real, damn real.”

Taz to Mick Foley: “Well said. You should be writing books with the way you talk, for God’s sakes.”

Mick Foley in response: “Better than being an announcer.”

Taz in response: “Nah, you get yelled at in your headset.”

Mick Foley in response: “You share my pain, don’t you?”

Taz in response: “Yes sir. Let’s move on!”

Scott Steiner: “We don’t like British people. We don’t like Canadians. Matter of fact, we don’t like any foreigners. If you don’t speak our language, get the hell out of our country.”

Taz: “I would not be happy if Booker T was my partner tonight. It’s a T.O. moment.”

Rhino Logic: “Do you know why they call me the War Machine? Because I’m an animal.”

Sting to A.J. Styles : “Let tonight for one of us be the first day of the rest of our lives.”

Taz cliche watch: “This isn’t Sting’s first rodeo. Know what I mean?” ... “You can’t discount the athletic ability and the skills of A.J. Styles.” ...

Alex Shelley: “Not only is he my tag team partner and my heterosexual life partner, but he’s my favorite wrestler.”

Eric Young: “”We’re not playing on a level playing field. American dreams are reserved for Americans only.”

Velvet Sky: “If you ever dis the Beautiful People again, I will not hesitate to rub a cheese grater up and down that disgusting thing you call a face.”

Angelina Love: “You know what would really help us more than anything in the world? You shutting up. The Beautiful People don’t understand you because we don’t speak–ee–ug–lee.”

Angelina Love: “We may be extremely beautiful, but we can get downright ugly in the ring.”

Taz: “Women have groins, don’t they? I don’t like to say crotch on TV.”

Kurt Angle: “When the pressure’s on him, I don’t know if he’s that good.”

Kurt Angle: “There’s not a lot of brain in that head of A.J.’s.”

[Scott Steiner art credit Joseph Borzotta (c) PWTorch]


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